Rappers are men too:
Pervs like the rest of us. Get them to follow you and trick your friends into
thinking your cool!
1. Sign-up to twitter like you normally would (Secure your account with a good pass/use an e-mail address you can access). Make sure your profile name is girly.
2. Find a profile pic. Look for the standard things that get an urban egotistical rapper's attention, i.e. cleavage, booty, aaaand that's it... here's an example:
(would be good if you can get several pictures of the same chick)
3. Get followers. Look for the #teamfollowback hash-tag. Pick a profile and follow their followers, most of them will have it set up to where they follow back. (Get around 50-60 followers, that seems to be the amount of friends a regular female on twitter should have).
4. Pick and choose your targets. I suggest less famous rappers, you won't get a follow from Kanye West, since he doesn't follow anybody (duh), but also don't go for a Lil Wayne, Eminem, or someone like Jay-Z - they don't actually use their accounts. Find an active "tweeter", someone who frequently offers to follow people (Bow Wow, Fabolous, Rick Ross).
5. Tweet random shit. Watch for when your favorite rapper asks questions or looks for attention, @ reply them. Your tweet will automatically get more attention over others because of your profile pic.
Example:
6. Once you get a response. Try to keep it going. Be "slutty" and act like a total groupie. Ask for the follow.
7. once you got your favorite rapper following you. Sit on that for a little bit, let them follow others and forget about you - then, go to your account settings, change your profile name to what you want it to be, change profile pic and info etc... - Tell your friends so they think you're cool.
haha thanks, i might try this out
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeletefunny post..I'm going to try and see if this works on my favorite musicians.
This only works on rappers?
ReplyDeletehaha this would work for many different things on the internet. More guys will react to a pic of a sexy chick than anything else
ReplyDeleteya I named my user "Balls Deep" i cant get these rappers off my jock now!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some interesting tips on getting ahead in the world of twitter.
ReplyDeleteLOL you know, with today's society, this might just work. Following for more!
ReplyDeleteDang I wanna get a follow from Kid Cudi
ReplyDeletelol this is awesome
ReplyDeleteLOL thats funny! I don't know if I'd pose as a girl for any rapper I know though :P
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. Just don't forget to delete your previous tweets, don't want your friends to get the wrong idea now..
ReplyDeletelol nice play
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAA dude that is super funny, really good way to end a night
ReplyDeleteLOL so funny
ReplyDeleteBut my favorite rappers are dead...
ReplyDeletehaha this is one slick trick
ReplyDeleteThe idea of a rapper following me scares me a little. :)
ReplyDeleteRappers tend to stay away from my twitter page. I'm too ganster for them. I'm like the guys on The Wire, times a hundred. Yeah.
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